Brother Two-Timer

If he calls you on Val's day and makes you feel like a queen, calm down sisters, he might just have called another girl somewhere else.

I have taught myself the act of shielding my heart and God's heart from getting broken. You know if mine gets broken, he's will too and the tears and prayer requests to "punish brother x" will flood his royal mailbox. lol

OK, I know I'm not the trusting girl, how can I trust when these men never give me a reason to, ehn, like seriously.

I'm right there in your house and some chick calls you, venting about some gift you bought her on her birthday and you stylishly apologize and tell her you're at work, bros youre the boss!
Another chick calls you, complains she's not seen you for too long, you rush into the toilet, lie your lungs out and promise to see her soon, this same babe you called your sister. Habba! The way some men lie, the devil would have by now created a special mini throne for them in hell.


But ladies, if you can, please leave. Really. You will never smile with him, you will never be happy with him. All he'll give you would be an STD you're too ashamed to talk about.

If he buys two cakes on Val's day, one for you and one for her OR he celebrates three birthdays, yours, hers and his, my sister just walk away and never look back.

Sadly, God has forgiven the two timing bastard